Saya sempat kaget Setelah dengar dari teman - teman seusai membahas tentang Technology di Kampus bahwa Microsoft akan dijual oleh pak Bill Gates. Penasaran dengan cerita yang menggantung tanpa alasan yang jelas, saya langsung browsing Internet & search Paman Google pengen tau apa sebabnya Bill Gates mau menjual System yang membuatnya menjadi Miliyuner tersebut. Ternyata inilah jawaban & alasan dari rasa penasaran saya ini.
Letter from Panjul Kertosuro to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Panjul
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Panjul
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Cuplikan di atas merupakan Surat keluhan daripengguna Microsoft kepada Bill Gates.
Berikut terjemahan kebahasa Indonesianya.Surat dari Panjul Kertosuro untuk Tuan Bill Gates
Subyek : Masalah dengan Komputer Saya
Halo Tuan Bill Gates,
Saya baru saja membei komputer untuk rumah saya dan saya mendapatkan beberapa masalah, itulah mengapa saya menulis email ini.
1. Saya bingung, kenapa ada tombol ‘Start’ tetapi tidak ada tombol ‘Stop’, tolong dicek ya Pak.
2. Saya baca, ada ‘re-cycle’, tapi berhubung saya sudah pakai vespa (scooter dalam bahasa Bapak), saya cari-cari ‘re-scooter’ kok tidak ada.
3. Sepertinya tombol ‘Find’ tidak bekerja dengan baik. Istri saya kehilangan kunci pintu dan kami sudah coba cari dengan tombol Find ini tapi tidak ketemu juga. Tolong diperbaiki ya Pak.
4. Anak saya sudah mulai belajar ‘Microsoft word’, sekarang dia mau belajar ‘Mi crosoft sentence’, kapan adanya Pak?
5. Saya beli komputer, CPU, mouse dan keyboard, tapi kok cuma ada tulisan My Computer, gak ada My Keyboard dan My Mouse? Pak Gates lupa ya?
6. Saya kaget lho Pak ada My Pictures tapi setelah saya lihat gak ada poto saya tuh.
7. Saya pake komputernya kan di rumah, tapi cuma ada Microsoft Office gak ada Microsoft Home ya?
8. Ada My Recent Documents, tapi gak ada My Past Documents. Kalau mau cari dimana?
9. Wah Pak jangan sampe ditambahkan My Secret Place ya. Kalau My Network Place sing opo-opo.
Terimakasih.
Panjul
Oh iya yang terakhir, Nama Bapak Bill Gates tapi kok jualan Windows?
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